GUAC AN ASTRAL PLANE HOPPING NOMAD. AN ANCIENT. CURSED WITH THE AMBIGUITY OF BEING A BIPEDAL AMPHIBIAN. SOME BELIEVE HE IS AN ALEBRIJE, OTHER'S MAINTAIN HE'S BEEN TRANSFORMED BY TIME, FURTHER THAN ANY AJOLOTE BEFORE HIM. IF THEY WEREN'T GOING EXTINCT, WOULD THEY INSTEAD EXIST ALONG SIDE US?